It's 2:33am...
…and I am still at work.
Motherfucking fuck fuckety fuck fucks.
I was going to finish at 7:30pm. 8.5hours of drunk people and dubstep music.
I am fooked.
So my plans to play football this morning have been scuppered by vomiting.
Happy days.
Manny Pacquiao set to meet Floyd Mayweather in March
I am backing the pac man to end Floyd Mayweathers reign.
I was in a pub...
…quiz the other day and my team, along with another, tied for first place. For the ‘tie-breaker’ we were asked one question, and the first person to shout the correct answer won it for their team. The question was as follows.
‘In Paradise Lost’ by John Milton, what was the Capital City of Hell?’.
No one from either team knew the answer so both teams started shouting loudly and waving their arms in frustration at the question being too hard. Things got a bit heated and a fight broke out between one team captain and the quiz master.
It was pandemonium.
- anonymous.
This is my mug.
It’s girly and blue.
Fuck you, it makes my tea taste better some how.
Plus it has a dog painted on it, everyone knows dogs on cups equals awesome.
Can you do me a favour?
Anthony, I will be ok - my slight split personality gets the better of me sometimes. Many thank you’s my friend, the day shall come soon that I buy you a beer and make you laugh in person. In regards to the World Cup - there is more chance of Barack Obama committing more troops to Afghanistan…..oh wait a sec… Remember dude statistically… 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape. Adios :-)Stop time.
You sound down, my British friend. Is it because England is opening the World Cup against the U.S. and you’re beyond frightened that we’re going to kick your ass like it’s 1777?
If it makes you feel any better, I laughed out loud earlier at your mean-spirited Muhammad Ali joke. If necessary, I’m willing to e-mail you similar jokes involving Michael J. Fox in order to cheer you up.
reblogged from anthonybergen
Can you do me a favour?
Stop time.
I feel my heartbeat in my head.
I hate myself and want to die.
Whats brown and sticky?
Muhammed Ali after opening a can of coke.
Word of the day:
gallimaufry
Definition: a hodgepodge; jumble; confused medley. -noun gal-uh-MAW-free -noun 1. A hodgepodge; jumble; confused medley.
Example: 1. Today bilingual programs are conducted in a gallimaufry of around 80 tongues, ranging from Spanish to Lithuanian to Micronesian Yapese. Time Ezra Bowen July 8, 1985 “For Learning or Ethnic Pride?”.
We have the same eyes dark and chestnut hair. But I am a lame gallimaufry and she remains perfect. The Poisonwood Bible Barbara Kingsolver.
Maran reports the daily jostlings and thrivings in a public school with 3,200 students, 185 teachers, 45 languages, a principal and five vice principals, five safety monitors, 62 sports teams and a gallimaufry of alternative programs, clubs and cliques. Washington Post Colman McCarthy August 20, 2001 “A Writer Goes Back to School”
my brain all the time:
…my constant waking thoughtseveryone secretly hates you you’re about to die something terrible is about to happen they’re talking about you everyone is just pretending to like you everyone secretly hates you you’re about to die something terrible is about to happen they’re talking about you everyone is just pretending to like you everyone secretly hates you you’re about to die something terrible is about to happen they’re talking about you everyone is just pretending to like you everyone secretly hates you you’re about to die something terrible is about to happen they’re talking about you everyone is just pretending to like you everyone secretly hates you you’re about to die something terrible is about to happen they’re talking about you everyone is just pretending to like you everyone secretly hates you you’re about to die something terrible is about to happen they’re talking about you everyone is just pretending to like you everyone secretly hates you you’re about to die something terrible is about to happen they’re talking about you everyone is just pretending to like you everyone secretly hates you you’re about to die something terrible is about to happen they’re talking about you everyone is just pretending to like you everyone secretly hates you you’re about to die something terrible is about to happen they’re talking about you everyone is just pretending to like you
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